Brownie. Russia

Novoselov Nikolay Nikolaevich, born in 1959, Was born in the village of Rybnoye, Motyginsky district. He has been living in the village of Motygino since 1960. Special secondary education. The father is from the Kazachinsky district, the mother is from the Yenisei district. She recorded in 2013 in the village of Motygino Motyginsky R. Hetman Valentina Alekseevna.

My father told me. I had a friend, he says. We went to the bathhouse on Saturdays. I heated the bathhouse once, I go into the house. Our friend is already sitting with us. We went to the sauna with him. He washes on the bench, and I steam on the shelf. I asked him to give me a couple, and he, without getting up from the bench.... his arm stretches out two meters, takes a ladle, scoops up water and throws it into the heater. I jumped off in fear, put on my shirt, ran into the house, and he was already sitting there.  I tell him:

— How did you get here before me?

And he tells me:

- I haven't been to the bathhouse yet.

We went back to the bathhouse with him, I tell him how he did it, but he didn't:

— I can do more than that!

And sitting on the bench, his leg stretches out, two meters to the door. And he kicks the door open. I grabbed my clothes again and ran. I run into the house, my godfather is sitting dressed again and talking:

— Let's go to the bathhouse.

Let's tell him that we've already gone twice and how it was.  And he told me:

— I wasn't at your place. And I didn't wash with you in the bath, I just came in. It's probably the bathhouse mocking you.

And my wife says that we haven't had a friend yet today. The two of us went back to the bathhouse, but nothing else happened.