Eyewitness: the Thief, the hobgoblin

An eyewitness account of the mystical events (Author, place and date not specified):

We got the house. So many years have not had (or not had an effect), and now here you are, please. See we not seen, as you know, brownies are able to catch the eye, but the antics noticed. Tell three cases, wherein I was personally.

One winter we were going with friends to the movies. I ironed the dress I came into the room dad and some money for expenses planted. I was glad, I think, after the movie somewhere else will drop in. Thanked dad, put the money on the Ironing Board and continued to dress. When all was ready, turned off the iron and began to get dressed. Pulled a dress watch - and money-no. The whole room was searched, the bag emptied, pockets all turned out, the table turned over - you never know, I may have misplaced and forgotten. No money!

On March 8 gave me a comb. Like I wanted: wooden, painted, antique. Mom tried to turn up somewhere. Satisfied, I put him on the shelf pride of place. And began to comb my hair only to them. Take, comb and place on a shelf, put. And then one day its on the shelf was not. Gone. Searched the room, no. They searched the bathroom -no. Even the living room with a kitchen inspected - no scallop. Asking the parents - not seen. My gift as the water sank. I had to go back to normal brushes. It's a shame, but what can you do.

With my hectic life I used to collect hair in a tail, not to interfere. In the morning, tie the tail and then go to evening without thinking about them. Holds. The main thing - good gum. I wore it always, not to lose. Night under the pillow, in the morning on hand, and all day - on the head. And then we had free time and I decided to shower early morning instead of at night as usual. Removed the gum with your hands and put them on the edge of the bath. Swim, get out, and gum do not. Oh, and I got angry! The whole day was not in the spirit - had her hair to go to work. House like made fun of me - my favorite things dragged.

And so a year has come to an end. As usually we decided, we started a General cleaning. Everything moved and cleaned the dust. Room by room. Turn came to the living room. And there we have a wall, which hides the battery. And rests to the wall Cabinet. We pushed it... and guess what I found? All family losses. I - your money, gum and a comb, a brother - a battery, mother's ring and nail file, father glasses. Each brownie stole something important and necessary. What we mean by that? I do not know. Or maybe just a collection collected? More yet nothing was lost.

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