Chronorally. Russia

And here are the testimonies of a tractor driver from the village of Berezovka in the Vachsky district Dmitry (he insisted that his last name not be called):

- On March 17, 1991, I took the manure to the field. It was 9 o'clock in the morning. Suddenly I see something like a huge mushroom. Next to him are some people in yellow. I think: what nonsense is this? Is some kind of chemical treatment being carried out, or what? We also found a place to put a tent.

And this is not a tent at all. Something made of metal. And the yellow ones, who don't look like people, come up to me, take me by the arms and lead me. We walk through the manure, and the boots are clean. Here I didn't understand anything at all. I just wanted to punch someone with the right one - it burned me like an electric current. Meanwhile, I was put in a chair - such as a dentist's, some tubes are brought. Then to the eyes, then to the nose... I woke up in the same place. No mushroom, no yellow ones. There is nothing.

I look at my alarm clock - they've been practicing on me for two hours.