Kin-dza-dza!

Moscow, 1980-ies. Foreman Vladimir Nikolaevich Mashkov ("uncle Vova") comes home after work, where his wife asks him to go to the store for bread and pasta. Near the bakery to him comes a young man with a violin (student Gedevan, "Fiddler") and drew his attention to the strange barefoot man claiming to be an alien. The stranger shows Mashkov and Gedevan a small device ("machine move") and asks a room of their planet in the "tenture". The foreman, considering the crazy stranger, reaches out to the "machine" hand and, despite the assurances of a stranger, what you need to know how to use it, presses a button on it. As a result, the uncle Vova and the Fiddler instantly find themselves alone in a sandy desert under the scorching sun.

It is later revealed that they were in the galaxy kin-DZA-DZA on the planet Plyuk, whose inhabitants are divided into two categories – "chatlians" and "patsaks". Uncle Vova and the Violinist, patsaks stranded, looking for a way to return to Earth. They come in contact with two local artists, pacak Bi and catlaina UEFA with their own spacecraft – "stone". However, the pepelats is no necessary for interstellar flights the node "gravicappa". Looking for new gravicappa earthlings and have to deal with.

Unexpected help is the fact that the greatest value on Plyuk is "CC" – ordinary match, which the Smoking uncle Vova is a boxes. UEF decides to save money and instead fly to a city for normal gravicappa, directs the ship to smugglers. Not knowing the true value of KC, uncle Vova gives them all of their matches, but gravicappa receives, as the smugglers escape on his ship. The result is bereft of its capital earthlings throw and artists. Uncle Vova and the Violinist are forced to look for other ways of earning and survival. They soon discover a new source of income: the earth songs in their performance suddenly very popular with plyukan.

During a new meeting of earthlings with Bi and UEFA there will be a small fight, which is broken violin Gedevan, and the characters in it find a match, accidentally caught inside. Artists hoping to buy gravitsapa (she's a half-match) and come down to Earth where you can purchase a large number of KC, taking their Gedevan and Mashkov in a local "planetarium" to learn the whereabouts of the planet Earth ("planet number in tenture"). Knowing the number of Land tenture, Bi and UEF are trying to steal from Mashkova last match, but Gedevan appealed for help to the local guardians of the law – "allopas". The result is Bi and UEF are arrested and imprisoned in the local jail ("Aceh"). Match ("contraband KTS") of ecilop withdraws and assigns the amount of the fine that you must pay to get artists out of jail.

At this moment there stranger, whose "machine move" sent earthlings on Plyuk, and invites the heroes to immediately move to the Ground. However, Mashkov refused to go back since and can't throw artists. The wanderer disappears. Mashkov suddenly finds gravicappa that Gedevan picked up in the "planetarium" on the memory (to show scientists on Earth), having no idea what it is. Deciding to get owning replacem artists, the humans begin to sing songs and endure numerous humiliations, earning the ransom money. During one of the talks they meet those smugglers that stole a box of matches, uncle Vova. The leader of the smugglers handsomely rewarded earthlings for performance, but all the money they have takes ecilop, and ordered them "to wear muzzles and be happy". This is the last straw, and they, taking allopa hostage, commit mutiny against the head of local government (Mr. RV) and independently released UEFA and Bi of Aceh.

It turns out that, even with the head with gravicappa, return to "being in anticentre" the Ground is extremely difficult, as between Pluk and the Earth is the planet alpha, whose inhabitants despise "consumed with passion" the inhabitants of the galaxy kin-DZA-DZA. Bi and UEF decided first to hide this fact from humans, taken them for dead, ravaged by war with Pluk, baracskay planet Hanud, which is their homeland. There they explain to the earthlings the problem and propose instead returning to Earth to stay with them to save money to buy the planet and manage to force future immigrants to crawl on all fours and spit on them (the settlers). Realizing that they will never return to the Earth, and uncle Vova and the Violinist prefer such a life to death from asphyxiation in oxygen-poor atmosphere of the planet Hanud. Impressed by the artists decided on a risky plan – stumbling stone in orbit of alpha, catapulting the Earthmen on the surface, and then return back to the galaxy kin-DZA-DZA. However, this plan doesn't work: Bi with UEFA be at the mercy of the inhabitants of the alpha, and they turn them into plants. Local head alfies Abbadox offers the heroes a choice: either to bring them back to Earth or back in time when they themselves could decide their fate. Uncle Vova asks to return them to the past, back to pluk.

Again, once on place before they second time met with the owner of the cars moving, Uncle Vova and Gedevan again make their way into the prison, free the UEFA and the BBC, giving them gravitsapu and say goodbye, after which they again finds the wanderer. He returns uncle Vova and Gedevan back to Earth, and in the past (for a few minutes before their first meeting).

After returning to Earth, all the events shown in the beginning of the movie, again, but neither Mashkov, nor Gedevan not remember what happened while on the same place where they first met, by them not passing tractor with an orange flashing light that reminds them allopa. They both reflexively squat and saying "ku!", then get to know each other. At the end of the film uncle Vova looks at the sky, where is heard the song of UEFA and the BBC.

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